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“What are...uh, what are you two doing?”
This statement belonged to one Claire Temple as she walked into the dojo owned by Colleen Wing, who was sitting on a bench, hair soaked, with her green briefs that had a golden dragon on the butt, yanked over her arms, with a pen and pad of paper in her hands, sitting next to her was Misty Knight, her friend and heroine with a robotic arm, who had the ripped remains of a purple thong, sticking out of her grey yoga pants, as she to, had a pen and paper.

Now this wasn’t *that* unsual of a situation to walk into now a days, in fact, just yesterday she walked in on Karen page in something but her bra and panties, hanging from a coat rack, as Elektra Natchios enjoyed the show from the nearby couch, or last week when she walked in on Jessica Jones and Jessica Drew rolling on the ground hiking up on eachother’s panties.

It still was a bit surprising when you aren’t expecting it however, and this was most certainly something she didn’t expect to see.

“Let’s just say our sparring didn’t go as planned-“ Misty starts, before getting interrupted by a rather loud growl.

“She gave me a swirley!” Colleen lets out as she cuts the other women off.

“And then you gave me a wedgie and ripped off my thong-“

Which is the reason you trapped me in this!”

“What’s with the pen and paper though?” Claire asks, interrupting the twos arguing.

“We decided to figure which one of us actually gave a meaner wedgie, so we’re counting all the times we remember actually winning.” Misty explains, holding up the pad of paper.

“It was Misty’s idea, but it turns out I win, like, 65% of the time.” Colleen smiles a bit, causing Knight to roll her eyes before turning to Wing.

“But I’ve ripped a lot more underwear, so we’re techinqually tied.”

“So we both have one point?” The master fighter asks, getting a nod from Wing, as Claire walks all the way inside and sits down crossed legged on the floor.

“Sounds like you girls need a sure fire way of figuring this out.” Claire said, before yawning a bit, raising her arms as she did so and the slightest bit of a thick, black waistband peeked out of her orange yoga pants, enough for the words “Van Dyne” to be made out, something both of the other women notice.

“You thinking what I’m thinking?” Colleen asks as she removes the shoulder wedgie.

“First one of us to rip off a pair of Van Dyne’s is the official winner?”

“Yep”

And before Claire can even register what the others just said, she feels Colleen jumping on to her stomach and sitting there, as Misty stay seated and watches.

“Hey-Off!” Claire mutters, shivering a bit as the cold hands quickly wrap around the waistband to her blue boyshorts, before feeling them get pulled directly out of her pants, a loud yelp following suit as the strechy material easily made it’s way past her belly button.

“Okay, who did you piss off in order to have a pair of Van Dyne’s stretched out?” Misty asks with a mixture of amusment and disbelief.

“You really-EIK-d-don’t want to get in the middle of a wedgie war that has both a drunk Jessica Jones, and a drunk Jessica Drew in it!” Claire squeak, flinching even more as Colleen gave another harsh pull up, the panties making their way to the nurse’s breasts.

“Okay-okay my turn.” Misty says, trying to push Colleen off the medic as she took her place.

It was only now that Claire noticed a few beer bottles laying around around the dojo, before she sighed.

“You two are drunk, aren’t you?” She asks, before flinching as the sides of her underwear shoot up to the top of her ribs with ease.

“Maybe, sorta, kinda...yeah.” Colleen nods as she watches, wincing a bit in sympathy as Misty stands up and lifts Claire in the air by the boyshort, bouncing her up and down.

“Wing, grab the back, I’ll take the front.”

“But then if they rip, which of us would get the credit?” Colleen asks as she walked over to Claire and did as requested, grabbing the back and yanking up as hard as she could.

“Who cares? We’d officially be the first-none super strength, or OP as all hell beings, to have ripped these things.” Misty replies with a shrug, using her metal arm’s full power as hoisted it up.

“Uh? Talk about yourself, I’m pretty damn OP.” Colleen says with a raised eyebrow, and small smirk, as jumped up and down a bit.

“Please, we both know I could kick you’re ass with my hands tied behind my back.” Misty states, or an infact a better term would have been lied, there is actually no possible way she could kick Colleen’s ass in such a state, it’s difficult to even land so much as a blow on her while fully mobile.

“You want to go Knight?” Colleen asks, glaring a bit and slowing down with the pulling as she realized that the underwear had reached the back of Temple’s head, Misty had done a simlair thing, as she realized Claire’s face had been covered by her underwear.

“Sure! Let’s go!” Misty says with a small grins, cracking her knuckles before charging at Colleen, immeditly getting sidesweeped, and having her arm (the none metal one) twisted behind her back.

“Give up?”

“Neve-EIK-ow! Jerk!”

Sure, it’s a fact you can’t actually give a wedgie to someone who isn’t wearing underwear...or can you? Well apparently you can, as Colleen discovered, yanking up on the back of the yoga pants as Misty kicked her legs back and fourth.

It didn’t take long for the dojo’s owner to get an idea and carry Knight by her pants wedgie over to a nearby mannequin, which she was abruptly hung from.

“Get. Me. Down.” Misty growls, swinging her arms and legs and trying to hit Wing.

“Nope, we both know you wouldn’t actually cool off until-OOPH!” Colleen starts, until Claire (who was blindly wondering around bumped into Wing, knocking her close enough for Misty to grab the sides of her underwear and pull up)

“Ooh, that’s karma.” Knight chimes, pulling with all her might and skyrocketing Colleen a few inches off the ground, only succeeding on ripping the (non-Van Dyne) dragon briefs to shreds as the Daughter of The Dragon falls to the ground.

“Im going to-“ Colleen starts, recovering and pulling out the material from her pants, before getting cut off by Claire, who had finally pried the front of the underwear off her face.

“How about we all take a break for a minute, and just sit down, talk, and not wedgie eachother? Sound good?” Temple asks, trying to be the reasonable one like normal, who gets a nod from both women.

“Good, because this compettion is kinda dumb to begin with...” Claire says, walking over and getting Misty down.

“Yeah, I guess it kinda-“ Colleen starts, before the nurse continues.

“I’d have kicked both of your alls asses if it was a fair fight.” She finishes, getting both women to raise their eyebrows.

“Oh yeah?” Misty asks with a small challenging grin.

Before Claire could answer however, they heard a knock on the door, followed by a pale skinned women with blond hair entering the Dojo, this women was none other then secetary to Matt Murdock (AKA Daredevil) and her name was Karen Page.

“Hey g...Claire why are your panties pulled over your head?”

“Long story? Either way, quick question, you ever heard of the underwear brand “Van Dynes?” Claire asks with a small smile.

“Uh, yeah, infact I’m actually wearing some now...why?” Karen asks as she pulls the sides of the pink, frilly, briefs from her skirt to show the other women.

“No reason.”

“Hey Claire?”

“Yes Misty?”

“Seeing as two people couldn’t rip them, think three can?” Knight asks, looking back and fourth between herself, Colleen, and Claire, before nodding at Karen.

“Let’s find out.” Claire grins a bit with a small eyeroll, getting the back of her underwear off her head and grabbing a nearby beer.

“Im so done with visitors...” Colleen muses as she gives them all a small grin.
So after a fun RP, and rewatching both Luke Cage and Daredevil, as well as currently watching Iron Fist, I decided the the badass ladies that are in said shows needed to get together and have fun.
This is going to be my last story before I go off on my week long business trip, so, thats fun. Either way, hope you guys enjoy
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ShadowCrysis13 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017
Great, great, great story! I was hoping someone would introduce Collen and Misty soon, and their interactions between each other and Claire were really great! 
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TheKingofTheBattle Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2017
Thanks! I honestly wanted to use them because of a fun RP me and Awesome did. So thank him also!
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wedgiesongirls Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017
Awesome story like usual! :) Also would love more Claire Temple wedgie stories.
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TheKingofTheBattle Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017
Thanks!
And don't worry, I have an idea or two for Claire!
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wedgiesongirls Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017
You Don't have to say thanks & Sweet!
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Agito72 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
I didn't know people did this kinda RP, thats pretty cool!
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TheKingofTheBattle Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
Technically the RP was different, it was just me and someone else having a wedgie war between Colleen and Misty, but it inspired me to do this idea.
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Agito72 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
I find those are the most fun anyway! And it gave birth to a good story so kuudos!
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TheKingofTheBattle Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
Thanks!
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Agito72 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
Sure! If you ever wanna have a wedgie war against Morrigan from dark stalkers let me know xD
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AwesomestPwner1 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
Great way of introducing a bunch of the Marvel/Netflix girls into things; it was a fun way of showcasing each one and their dynamic, and each one felt in-character and played off really well. Well done.
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TheKingofTheBattle Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
Thanks! Yeah, I've kinda been on a roll with re-watching all the marvel shows (I haven't watched a none comic book show in like, 4 months I think) an these characters have just kinda been stuck in my head.

I really wanted to have Karen actually, you know, get a wedgie in this, but I felt as if I did that, the joke wouldn't have worked as well.
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AwesomestPwner1 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
I can see that giving a lot of reason to want to write them; they're all pretty awesome characters so rewatching them is bound to inspire some stuff.

Yeah, just ending the way it did worked well for the joke, and at the very least it adds her into the BSV.
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TheKingofTheBattle Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
Yeah, honestly they are kinda the best part about the Netflix shows. Well them, Kingpin, and Frank Castle.

True, and I sorta introduced the Karen/Electra rivalry idea I had awhile ago. And if anyone knows anything about the BSV, they can pretty much figure out Karen probably received a few decent sized monster wedgies after the story ended.
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AwesomestPwner1 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
Yeah; I mean, I love Matt and Luke too (Matt's probably my second favourite MCU character) and Kilgrave is a love-to-hate character, but the girls in the Netflix stuff are the best part. Its unintentionally a weakpoint for Iron Fist in that Colleen is just so much more interesting than Danny (which is a shame since he is interesting in the comics, but they've left out a lot of his better aspects). Really, seeing the Daughters of the Dragon team-up is the main thing I'm looking forward to in Defenders (well, besides the Power-Fist bromance and Elektra's resurrection)

Yeah, at the very least it establishes some background stuff regarding them, which is quite a nice thing to have. It makes me wonder though how much of the Hell's Kitchen-side of things are we having continuity deriving from, show or comic; like, I love how the show has taken things, but I also really love how things were during the Marvel Now phase where Matt was happier and his identity was an open secret, and Kirsten McDuffie was such a great love interest (ironically, not unlike the Flash situation of deciding between the show or the Mark Waid-era of stories about the character)
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